prozdvoices:

Request: Professor Layton - THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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sarocaca asked:

oh my god, okay, so i really love your layton voice (tho only now i figured you’ve got a tumblr!), it’s my favourite ever, and i was wondering if you could do the “WHO WAS PHONE?” speech with his voice? that would make my LIFE! thanks in advance!

You’re in luck because I will probably always think that story is funny until the day I die.  This is the “story,” if anyone isn’t familiar with it.

tagged: +professor layton 
officialskeletor:

pink-reindeer:

WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER

officialskeletor:

pink-reindeer:

WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER

tagged: +bears  +gif warning 

jackaldope:

my favorite face painting requests from today

  • "a cat" (what kind of cat?) "a regular cat. with pink spots and blue stripes"
  • "a chase" (a chase?) "yeah. my stuffie chase"
  • "a girl"
  • "a golden dinosaur dragon"
  • "a wolf" (twenty minutes later) "can you paint my neck too. and my back" (and again) "can you dye my hair grey"
  • "a puma" (four year old explains to me in depth every color variation on a puma’s face)
  • "a jaguar, which is like a leopard, but it can kill a caiman in only TWO leaps"
  • "a rainbow tiger"
  • "a blue circle"
  • "a dog" (gets face painted) (begins crying because she looks like a dog)
  • "can you do rayquaza"

inbox:

"you can’t just think every character is queer" watch me. watch me

hyuugasaki:

what i know about dmmd based on my dash

  • theyre not gay they just fuck men
  • lion fisting
  • clear is cute
  • dog isnt even a dog 
  • deep dog voice
  • dog has a cool outfit
  • all hail dog 

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

antialiasis:

So it has been brought to my attention that Red, Blue and Yellow’s implementation of stat stages is even more hilariously glitchy than I’d understood it to be. Whenever any stat stage is modified (either raised or lowered), all of that Pokémon’s other stats will have their badge boosts and burn/paralysis modifiers reapplied. As in, if the player has the Boulderbadge (which raises Attack), then for each time their Pokémon use Harden or are hit by a String Shot (provided they aren’t burned), their Attack stat will be multiplied by 1.125. This will just keep on stacking until something happens to recalculate the Attack stat. Speedrunners have known this for a while now, apparently, but I don’t follow the speedrunning community enough to have noticed until Zowayix (who does a series of very entertaining Worst Luck Possible Nuzlocke runs) e-mailed me to ask about it yesterday. I just tried it myself on a Yellow ROM and yup, it’s true. Good job, Game Freak.

But this made me remember seeing on this page (God I love it when pages I read more than a decade ago actually still exist on the Internet), years and years and years ago, a claim that the Pokémon games have a “revenge factor” built in, where if one of your stats is lowered you’ll notice your Attack is a little higher for the rest of the battle. When I first saw it I thought, “Huh, really? I’ve never seen that stated anywhere else.” It stuck in my memory regardless because it was an interesting claim. As I studied more guides about the inner mechanics of the game, I learned there was no revenge factor, and I chalked that page up to people seeing their Pokémon do slightly more damage than the turn before based on the random factor in the damage formula and making up something that sounded like an explanation.

As it turns out, however, holy crap they were right. This silly page of user-submitted tips that regards switching the order of your moves with Select as a cool secret and lists fishing in Gym statues as a thing that works in Yellow discovered weird glitchy behaviour in the battle system sometime in, like, 1999.

I feel like that time when I realized I’d seen the actual working Mew trick in some list of user-submitted cheats sometime in 2002 and shaken my head over how obviously fake it was.

tagged: +pokemon 
textsfromthepurikyua:

[Image - Michiru and Kaoru sitting on a sofa, with Michiru looking down towards a bored Kaoru.]
[Text - (310): Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?]
[Text - (626): That’s two questions.]

textsfromthepurikyua:

[Image - Michiru and Kaoru sitting on a sofa, with Michiru looking down towards a bored Kaoru.]

[Text - (310): Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?]

[Text - (626): That’s two questions.]

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

tagged: +bees  +insects  +bugs  +long post 
hopedoki:

I forgot to post one of the most important caps! Tsumiki plays dress up ahaha

hopedoki:

I forgot to post one of the most important caps! Tsumiki plays dress up ahaha

93seconds asked: i want to know the context of "#well played sesame street" so bad

Well, the post in question is here - I honestly forgot what the actual context was myself for a minute, but after a bit of google searching, I remembered it was made in response to Romney threatening to cut PBS funds during the presidential debates. 

tagged: +93seconds